Total Medals Earned: 68 (From 18 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,055 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Medals Earned: 11/50 (60/500 points)
Medals Earned: 6/10 (90/200 points)
Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Medals Earned: 2/17 (10/490 points)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (25/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/435 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/170 points)
Defend the weak.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Destroy a Block
Kill a Critter
Collect a Weapon Box.
Complete any stage.
Destroy Newgrounds!
Destroy a Cupcake
Destroy a Cute Cloud
Destroy the Happy Sun
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Finish the first level of Jetpac
Unlock the Apollo Rocket
Complete a level in under 30 seconds
Kill 100 Enemies
Unlock the Space Shuttle
Finish 4 levels in a row without firing the laser once
Last 2 minutes or longer on Rocket
Reach Maximum Speed in Rocket
Unlock the Future Rocket
Finish 8 levels without getting a powerup (bomb included)
Kill 500 Enemies
Finish all levels on Jetpac
Kill 1000 Enemies
Finish 8 levels in a row without firing the laser once
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
survive for 3 minutes
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Last up to day 15.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Kill a Gnome Power Mage
Kill 10 Gnomes in a row using only your Sling
Kill 30 Gnomes in a single level in one burst of Rage
collect 10 gems
Kill every Gnome in a level using only Sprint Leap Attacks
Kill 25 Medium Gnomes
Kill a Gnome Ice Mage
Kill 50 small gnomes
Kill 5 Gnome Miners
Beat the first level, Valtameri
Collect 200 Squares in a single level and then complete the level
Collect 3 Large Squares in a single level, and then complete the level
Beat all 6 levels
Collect all 18 Large Squares
